Jokes

a little girl in the park
a little girl asked her m0ther for fifty cents to give t0 an 0ld lady in the park. Her m0ther was t0uched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum. 'there u r,' said the m0ther. 'but tell me, isn't the lady able t0 w0rk anym0re?' '0h yes,' came the reply. 'she sells candy.'

Business joke
a young businessman had just started his 0wn firm. He had leased a beautiful 0ffice and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting behind his desk, he saw a man c0me imt0 the 0uter 0ffice. Wishing to appear busy, the bizman picked the ph0ne and started t0 pretend he had a big deal w0rking. Fimally, he hung up and asked the visit0r, 'may i help u?' 'sure,' the man said. 'ive c0me t0 h0ok up ur ph0ne!'

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